"Beat It"
R:    Beat it, beat it. . .
P:    Peanut, peanut. . .
N:    A co-worker in the office was singing this one.  I nearly fell over from laughing so hard. (Jacquelyne)

"Human Nature"
R:     Why, why tell 'em that it's human nature
P:     Why, why tell 'em that it's you and me, Joe
N:     Even knowing the right words I can still hear my version clearly if I listen for it. (Glenn)

"Thriller"
R:    Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...
P:    Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together..
N:    I swear that's what I heard as a kid. I like the morbidity of my version better.(Jeff Hochberg)(Coming from the guy who bought the Elephant Man's bones, I agree with you!)

"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
R:    Keep up - with the force, don't - don't stop 'til you get enough
P:     Keep up - to the Post Office - don't stop 'til you get it up! (j.mccutchan@agriculture.unimelb.edu.au)
(Well, I guess some stamp collectors are just a heck of a lot more serious than others!)

"D.S"
R:      Dom Sheldon is a cold man
P1:    Dog spanner is a howlin'
N1:   Our first entry from India!

P2:   "Stop steppin on a cold man"(Jenny (Betrayed desires,"and don't be so game..."))
N2:   I hope the video wasn't filmed in a morgue.

"HIStory"
R:    Everyday create your history
P:    Everyday we greet your history
N:     I thought M was being selfish & self-centered. (Like we were supposed to greet his history) D'you know what I mean? (yeah yeah). (Sade)(It would be hard for him to be self-centered because his true "self" is mostly scattered around in plastic surgeons' operating room floors.)

"Is it scary"
R:     Let them all materialize (or somethin' like that)
P:    I bet the Mormon ate your knights
N:     Yup. That's what I heard. (Sade)(Maybe in Finland, you use different chess pieces.?)( Sade replies: No. I meant that the mormon ate the knights, like cut a piece and chomp chomp.)

"In The Closet"
R:     Keep it in the closet
P:       Kick her in the crotch
N:     I swear I thought he said that......but of course I listened to it again.

"Will You Be There?"
R:     Hold me, like the river Jordan
P:       Hold me, like a pair of Jordans

"Billie Jean"
R:     Billie Jean is not my lover
P:     The village idiot is at my door

"The Girl is Mine"
R:     Every night she walks right in my dreams
P:     Every night she washes my in-betweens
or Every night she wanders in my dreams

"You Wanna Be Starting Something"
R:     You wanna be starting somethin'
P:     The wallaby starred in somethin'

"Heal The World"
R:     Heal the world, make it a better place
P:     Kill the world, make it a better place

"Thriller"
R:     Night creatures call And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
P:     Night creatures call and the dead start to walk and they masturbate

"It's The Falling In Love"
R:     Trading in the passion for that taste of pain
P:     Trading in that cashew for that taste of plain

"Working Day and Night"
R:     You got me workin' day and night And I'll be workin' From sun up to midnight
P:     You got me workin' day and night And I'll be workin' From my Sunny Delight

"Tabloid Junkie"
R:     They say hes homosexual
P:     They say hes intellectual

"Remember The Time"
R:     And Girl No Matter What Was Said I Will Never Forget What We Had
Now baby
P:     And Girl No What Was Said I Will Never Forget To Dance With My Baby

"Remember The Time"
R:     I bet you remember
P:     I forgot you remember
N:     Lordy, dont ask me why that this person thought it was this. Just don't ask, lol.

"Billie Jean"
R:     Her schemes and plans
P:     Her skin that blends
N:     The vocals were recorded in one take.

"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my size
or
But the chair's not my son
or
But Chad is not my son
or
Blue Jeans are not my size.
or
But the Chid is not my son
Correct Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.

"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day my cat came home
Correct Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, OH

"Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
and no message could bend an a cliver
Correct Lyrics:
and no message could have been any clearer

"Give Into Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I'm on fire!
Correct Lyrics:
Takin' me higher!

"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
He's the jealous Rabbi's son
Correct Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
but the kid is not my son

"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights I was on the slab
I flew in sandwhiches from Japan of steaming lamb
Curried ants On the floor In the ground
Correct Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights law was on her side
but who can stand when shes in demand her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
(No lie if you listened closely you can actually hear just that)

"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to beat your feet in
Correct Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated

"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean it!
Correct Lyrics:
Just beat it!

"Man In The Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no message could offend Andy Clifford
Correct Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
(Just how clear was that message again?)

"Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fighting for your life inside a ghetto, ghetto
Correct Lyrics:
You're fighting for your life inside a killer thriller

BONUS
"I Miss You Much"
R:     I miss you much, baby, I really miss you much
P:     I mushy mush, baby, I really mushy mush
N:     (This one is contributed by me, Meca27, and when I was young.....maybe like around 7 I was singing this....but I couldn't expand my vocabulary so I wounded up singing this over and over.)